August 2004                                                         InCider Press                                                           Page 5

Harmony College Report (continued)

thankfully he was still in the pod.  I requested that he get some help and that he get it fast.  He said he understood the urgency.

     Pete departed and I tried again to open the doors; they were steel doors in a steel door jam and they weren't about to budge.  I tried to slip my magnetic card in the door jam to release the latch; no success.  I beat on the doors with the heel of my clenched fist; the door didn't budge.  I paced back and forth to pass the time away.  Finally, I started singing to take my mind off the fact that I might be locked in there for quite a while.  As I was marveling at the reverberations my voice made inside this small enclosure, finally I heard someone on the other side of the door. 

     Pete had miraculously found a young student who was employed by the college during the summer.  The student opened the door.   I thanked him and Pete profusely.  And then the student remarked that bathroom doors are a problem on the campus; he had been locked in one last year for over four hours until someone found him.  My mind ran wild as I thought of how long my first lock-in may have lasted.  After all, we weren't required to be checked in until 8 p.m. that evening.  Had Pete gone out for the afternoon and had the other residents checked in near the final time, it would have been a very long afternoon.

     After that experience, I called Richard Jackson on his cell phone and told him to "Take me home!"  Obviously, he didn't take me home and I subsequently

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     Every person who sings barbershop harmony knows the thrill of locking-in on a chord with three other singers.  This article will ultimately lead there, but only after I describe my first locked-in experience at Harmony College.

     Some of you Little Apple Chorus members know that I departed for Harmony College with some reluctance.  I had been all "fired up" about quartet singing after Singing Valentines and the Spring Show but then became irritated when I learned that my entry to the International On-line Bulletin contest had been accidentally lost and hence not considered for the contest.  At this point I was totally irritated at the inefficiency of at least one barbershopper above me and I was having difficulty imagining that Harmony College could possibly be a positive experience.

     The four Little Apple Chorus members departed on time and had a pleasant trip to St. Joseph, Missouri on a beautiful Sunday morning, August 1.  We enjoyed a delicious lunch in the cafeteria and at 12:00 noon we were allowed to check in to our rooms.  Each of us picked up our enrollment packet that included our room keys and headed out toward our dormitory.  I was assigned to room 217D, Beshears Hall. 

     I arrived at the dormitory and used the magnetic key to enter and was greeted by Pete Betts from Waterford, Wisconsin who had preceded me by a few minutes.  The dormitories are arranged in pods.  On the left are two rooms, one on either side of a small bathroom.  In the center is a large living room/sitting area.  On the right are two more rooms, again on either side of a small bathroom.  After a brief chat with Pete, I began unpacking.  I was in the south room on the right.  Pete was in the north room.  After just a few minutes I needed to use the bathroom.  Not wanting to destroy the air quality in the space between Pete and me, I decided to use the bathroom between the rooms on the other side of the common area where  neither of those occupants had yet arrived.

     I went into the bathroom and closed both doors (doors that lead to the two rooms that adjoined the bathroom.)  Upon completion of my intended activity, I tried to open the door closest to me.  It was locked.  I then tried to open the second door.  It, too, was locked.  I had my magnetic key and a brass key attached to it in my pocket.  I tried the key on both doors.  The key didn't work.  I was locked in a small 5 x 8 foot bathroom and I don't like enclosed places!     I called for Pete and

Locked in at Harmony College

By Bart Bartholomew, bass

Bart Bartholomew, third from left, and three other students singing in front of  combined
"How to be great bass/baritone/lead/tenor" classes                                (
photo by Steve Shannon)

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