January 2010                                               InCider Press                                                       Page 5

   Singing Valentines will be performed by barbershop quartets from the Little Apple Chorus Friday, Feb. 12 and Saturday, Feb. 13 from 8:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m. and Sunday, Feb. 14 from 1:00 p.m. to 6:00 p.m.   The chapter members and wives/significant others are invited to a S.V. Afterglow at Pizza Hut in Aggieville Sunday evening.

Singing Valentines can be ordered four (4) ways:

Prepare and submit your order from the Internet  (http://www.littleapplechorus.org/)

Call (785) 539-6333 to place your order

Request additional information via email

Download the order form and send it to:
Singing Valentines
 2047 Ft. Riley Blvd., Suite B
 Manhattan, KS  66502

   John Thomason will have 2,000 red brochures advertising Singing Valentines for members to distribute throughout the area.

    Presenters School will be presented by J. Lester Hooper before chapter meetings from 7:00 to 7:25 p.m. for a couple weeks before Singing Valentines.♪

Singing Valentines 2010

By Harvey Kiser

Show Schedule for Chorus Rehearsals at Chapter Meetings

Before Valentines Day:  7:30 p.m. to 10:00 p.m.

After Valentines Day: 7:15 p.m. to 9:45 p.m.

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   We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

   You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice; yet the plural of house is houses, not hice. If the plural of man is always called men, why shouldn’t the plural of pan be called pen?

   If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet, and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet? If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth, why shouldn’t the plural of booth be called beeth?

   Then one may be that, and three would be those, yet hat in the plural would never be hose, and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.

   We speak of a brother and also of brethren, but though we say mother, we never say methren. Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.♪

Our wonderful English Language

   Harry Harmony was not too bright. Everyday when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money.

   Finally, Harry decided that it would serve his best interest to walk a different route and then take up some self-defense classes so this wouldn't happen again. He joined a karate class and soon was doing very well to defend himself.

   So, one day, on the way home from work Harry took his old route home and sure enough there they were. He walked up to them and the battle ensued. The next afternoon Harry went to his karate class with a black eye, a broken nose and a busted lip.

   His instructor, shocked, asked him what happened.

   "Well," explained Harry, "I took my old way home last night so I could beat these guys up who were stealing my money, but they beat me up before I could get my shoes and socks off!" ♪

An adventure with Harry Harmony

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